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Tucker Max, a notorious womanizer, has become famous for his promiscuity and his tendency to ostrosize women. His book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, has made him famous. In the book Max recounts all of his scandalous nights out leading to shameful hookups and mornings of complete regret.
I find it hard to feel bad for all these women that he’s been with. His reputation is widely known so it was obvious that they were only one night stands. In some cases, women become involved with him because of his reputation! They want to be another story in his book or a post on his website.
While I don’t support the fact that Max uses women and treats them like animals, it cannot be denied that his follies make for some intersting stories and gut-busting laughs. Some stories are more innocent than others and may not include women at all. Like, “The Famous Sushi Pants Story.” This story just consits of Max trying to outdrink someone at a bar and it leading to an akward situaton between himself, a cop and some sushi.
What I find amusing about Max is that he actually prides himself on all of the women he becomes intimate with. He writes down women that are interesting to him for whatever reason, such as a midget, and goes on an adventure to find the woman in question and then scratches the girl off the list and lets her slip from his mind forever, not remembering names or anything about their personality.
I can’t bring myself to understand why women still insist on getting themselves into his trap. Any sort of relationship with him always leads to heartbreak. The only safe relation you can have with Tucker Max is if you’re his friend. And a guy.
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